Who does that? I'm actually a little upset because the type of dude this guy is. He's comparable to Mark Slone on Grey's Anatomy. He screws everything that moves... Preverts aren't allowed to think anyone I love and care about is cute.
then the stupidity of the conversation upset me as well, like he asked me what I just told him. and It's not like he couldn't just scroll up the page to see what I just said. And I mean why would I lie, the're no reason for him not to believe me. It's on my profile... stupid people... then again, he made a D in Cal 2 so I don't know why I expected better. Clearly logic isn't his thing, with the D and all lmao.
And I didn't find anything funny about the conversation. But he was particularly humored for some reason. Good for him. "lol"
Anyways, sorry for the lack of posts, I've been busy with alot. Been to about 4 different courts for various reasons, don't worry no one's suing me lol just needed some consults on various issues. I remember one court in particular, I believe it was the family court downtown, I walk in and the lady told me "down and around" and I was looking at her like, "are you asking me about sex?" but I just asked her to elaborate lol and she was talking about the metal detector. It took me 3 freaking tries to get through it. The first one was my belt, the second one was my ring that they said shouldn't go off, and the third on was my shoes (which have no metal in them, they're leather and rubber. Then while I'm basically getting dressed again infront of everyone she asked me how old I was and I told her 19 and she was like "you look 14"... ok? thanks? what am I supposed to do with that? I wanted to be like "well you look stupid and you're obese, but I'm not advertising it now am I?" like seriously that was really stupid f her to say, I know I look young, but not 14 young, ever and I was in a freaking suit and I had a brief case and a nice watch, i don't wear watches unless I'm meeting someone who is smarter than me or has more money than me, its just a thing I do. In this case the person of interest met both criteria lol. but that was stupid, not to mention the fact that I scanned my damn drivers license with my date of birth. First of all 14 yr olds dont get drivers licenses, second of all had your dumbass went to highschool you'd know how to do "mental math".... Maybe I just looked particularly young because my bodyguards are particularly bigger than me.... she's still stupid.
And then today at HEB this damn lady asked me if I had my parents permission to have a sample hot dog, and I go, well I'm 19 so yah, and then she was like "hahahaha my son looks young like you" ... ok? thanks? I don't know why people think that's a compliment... I'm not a woman, and even at my age women want to look older not younger... and the fact that her son is like me makes her look dumb for doubting my age...
But there is good news, the other day Hanan and I made dinner for the family and they actually liked it. The first time was a swing and a miss because she read the recipe wrong lol. And had it not been for me it would have been a swing and a miss the most recent time because she wanted to bake the casserole 10 mins longer than it was supposed to and she would have left the desert uncovered and it would have dried and she would have put like 2 times as much onion than there was supposed to be lol. But there's a reason we make a great team, we catch each others mistakes and thats in all contexts. And I'm sure the family appreciated it, at least their stomachs did lol.
And she got to see her first real life golf match too. Me my dad and 2 of his friends, decent. Saw a few of my old teachers, got a ride to a cart 100ft away lol, talked shit and mocked my dad's laugh at the last time Hanan cooked and messed it up "yackyackyackyackyack"... asshole lol, but it was kind of funny, sorry honey. And surpisingly I wasn't haggled for autographs, but then again I only saw like 4 people lol. 2 of wich were my teachers and the other 2 being my dad's friends pahahaha. Good day not to have security. Well my dad was there so i guess he would technically qualify as security.
Oh and this morning I almost shot and old guy... I woke up and the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the pantry to get food for my dog, and I usually dont get dressed, and I sleep in my boxers... and when I sleep with some weapon under the pillow, and last night it happened to be a gun... tonight its a knife (I'm an excellent knife thrower, just to toot my own horn lol) so I'm like still squinting because of the light and I just the see this dude going through the shit in the kitchen and there is no form of notification so I send a shot off (every gun accept for the riffles and automatics have a blank in the chamber so every first shot is a warning shot(no bullet discharges), there's a psychological reason for that because the way someone reacts to the warning shot will determine if you really need to shoot them or not... for those of you who don't know) and he nearly shit himself and I just asked him if he was alone and what he was doing and he was just like "I'm with pamela and he said the code word. and it was so funny because later in the day we were talking about the rug that I made out of the dear I shot when I was like 11 and i was telling him about how it was 100 yds out and I was in the truck and the dear was taking a shit lol and then out of nowhere he was like "you still have that gun" pahahahahahaha I told him I gave it to my dad because I'm not interested too much in rifles. I'm a pistol kind of guy. Tomb Raider ish. I really want to get a thigh holster soon, those are easier to run in. "pistol on my side, you don't want to hear that thing talk" then we started talking about pistols and marksmanship and he didn't believe me when I said I'm better with a gun than most of the secret ervice and he was like "nooooo, you know what those guys are capable of" and I was just like "actually my dad coordinates them and I didn't have anything to do one summer so I trained with them when I was 16" pahahaha and he was telling me theres no way I was that good and I just said, well if that round from this morning wouldn't have been a blank you'd know how good I am lol
I hate old people. Like after 70, we stop talking. Nanna is the only exception... because after that they're slow, and their speech slurs, and and they look droopy and dont get me started on the black one's they are always singing these damn church hymns and reciting bible verse randomly... "the lord is my shepherd"... actually he's my shepherd too, so if you could get over yourself that would be great... And for dinner, we actually said grace only because he was their. And don't get me wrong, I'm a very religious person, but I'm not spiritual on bit. I've never spoken in tongues and the only way I praise God is with hand claps and calmly singing. I don't scream, thats embarrassing. I don't dance, even more so, and I suck at dancing. And I don't talk to myself, because thats the first sign of insanity. I'm not insane lol so I'm not going to show syptoms of insanity by talking to myself infront of 1000 people. But he's going to be here all weekend... I think I'll just go live with melon until he leaves. Hear that melon? Make room.
hmmmm nothing ese to update you all on... finances are looking great but the market absolutely sucks, barely above 10,000... but other than that all is well. Darlene episodes are a little bit more bearable, getting tons of sleep, wasting tons of time doing nothing, Hanan and I are great, we got to spend time with my sister, stuff like that.
Outty.
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