Friday, May 14, 2010

Stupid people say that smart people are stupid. Think about it.

So I was in the store and there was a dude wearing a UH shirt and his wife was wearing a UT shirt. Ok I thought nothing of it, its a school, whatever. Apparently the dude was inclined to make a comment on my shirt. I was wearing an A&M shirt, naturally. He said Aggies were stupid, and I took it personally, I shouldn't have, but I did. So I addressed the stupidity of his argument. I asked him what made him feel that aggies were stupid? And he says, "the football team sucks" and I was just like what? Then I realized how stupid he was and just walked away but he really wanted to have this argument, so he is following me around Rooms-To-Go and then I just called my security detail (I didn't think I would need them to be in the store at rooms to go, plus I broke on of their recliners so I was going to buy one just like it but with a massager thing in it but as a surprise so I told them to stay in the car because it shouldn't be a big deal, I was just going to give my card to the dude so I could pay and leave. But I called them in and this dude got even more angry because I really wasn't listening to him. So they brought the dog in and we don't really use the dog, it's more of a deterrent, for some reason people are a lot more afraid of dogs than they are people. But my security can do alot more damage than any dog will ever do lol. But anyways, so he was like "if you were a man, you would talk to me" and I just told myself, "no if I were gay, I would talk to you" . but why does everyone think that by saying "if you were a man you'd ______" thats the dumbest shit. I'm very aware of what I am and I'm very aware of what it takes to appear that way. But he kept just going and going, and like 10 mins later I'm just sitting on a couch, looking at him like "look at you and look at me, then look in between us, you're not going to man handle 2 men that are both twice your weight, and you're not going to out run the dog, and your skin and blood conducts electricity, I have a tazer on my hip..." But just for the sake of nding it peacefully I argued it back. And I just asked what do athletics have to do with academics. He thought I said the same word twice and I was just like "are you fucking kidding me? did that really just happen" I mean it was so stupid it's funny. My security was laughing. I haven't seen them laugh ever. And I'm a pretty humorous guy. But I was just like, "look at your shirt, you went to UH, anyone with a high school diploma can go there. I go to A&M and they don't accept outside of the top 13%, unless you're married to a student or went to a really competitive high school" and he just got a lot more calm and said "So..." and I laughed and I just said, "if you think I'm stupid for going to A&M, what does that say about you? A&M is arguably the best school in Texas and if not its definitely 2nd, UH isn't even nationally ranked and their graduate schools are jokes in comparison to the top tier schools." And then he said "but what about football" and I was thinking "poor guy" but I said "just because you're good at football doesn't mean you're smart, and just the fact that you think the graduates of a better school are handicapped in comparison to the graduates of your crappy school says a lot about you thought process. and also the alumni system at A&M is amazing because of the rich traditions and rights of passage, in fact thats the only reason I came to the school, for the traditions and the alumni, also the environment is best for studying which is the only reason you go to school. Sure the football team isnt the best but the football games are still amazing for the fans because its all about being an aggie whether the team wins or loses doesnt matter. And the only reason A&M used to be considered dumb is when the school was all about football like 50 yrs ago. so you're argument is completely invalid. We're the best school in Texas or @nd at the worst. Men lie, women lie, numbers don't." Then I asked if he would give me some outro music so I could have a dramatic exit lol. Then while I ws walking away his UT wife said "he's right honey, you're school isn't really worth mentioning" lmao and the way she said it was like a mom tells her sone when he loses a football game, like in a "you'll get them next time" kind of tone. Pahahahaha. It wasn't even a good argument rhetorically, but the situation with the whole me on the couch, bodyguards and him on the otherside, that was epic lol. But I forgot to buy the chair lol so I'll go back tomorrow, hopefully it won't be raining.

But all in all today was a good day, I had lunch with a dean at Baylor Med. Dr. Phillips, I wish he was my pediatrician because he's one of the coolest people I've met. And when we went to lunch there were some med students from the UT and A&M med campuses and it was so funny because everyone from UTMB in the group went to A&M and everyone at A&MH went to UT pahahahaha it was fun talking to all of them though. Still have tons to learn.

And starbucks messed up my damn drink again... well I kind of ordered the wrong one, but they should have read my mind or something. But thats just one of those times that you have to laugh at yourself lol. I have alot of those times. They keep me young pahahahaha

I'm out.

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